like cream cheese, spreading through the network…

Try and guess whether this is from: The Onion, or the New York Times:

Obesity can spread from person to person, much like a virus, researchers are reporting today. . . The effects, Dr. Christakis said, “highlight the importance of a spreading process, a kind of social contagion, that spreads through the network.” …

It also may mean that the way to avoid becoming fat is to avoid having fat friends.

That is not the message they meant to convey, say the study investigators, Dr. Christakis and his colleague, James Fowler, an associate professor of political science at the University of California in San Diego.

You don’t want to lose a friend who becomes obese, Dr. Christakis said. Friends are good for your overall health, he explains. So why not make friends with a thin person, he suggests.

Sheesh.

2 Responses to “like cream cheese, spreading through the network…”

  1. Katherine Says:

    Hands down it’s got to be the New York Times. What the hell happened to the news? Am I crazy or did I just imagine that there used to be real news? Sometimes I think all of this is normal and I am in fact an alien stuck here trying to find my pleasures any way I can. Great, I’m Alf now.

  2. washburn Says:

    The NYT has really been freakin me out lately too.  After reading recent articles about the coolness of hip librarians, the niceness of swimming pools, and the fun of outdoor movies, I’m starting to wonder who’s been hitting the Laudanum over there.  Or hanging out at the pool and drive-in with a bunch of hip librarians.