On McDonald’s
Do you wish to be propagandized by a rapacious multinational? McDonald’s UK has a website on which they pledge to answer *every* question they are asked. You would be disturbed to learn how much time I’ve spent reading the surprisingly interesting answers provided here by the invincibly patient voice of the corporation.

June 21st, 2007 at 9:46 am
I read in the paper that some burger contain poo. Is this really true? If so, what proportion of burgers contain poo?
No. This is absolutely not true. McDonald’s UK has never found any such thing, and given the high profile of the company, you can assume that anyone with such allegations would have brought them to McDonald’s attention right away – but they haven’t. You can be assured that the highest standards of food safety are adhered to in the preparation and serving of McDonald’s food.
LIARS!!! They are poo burgers!!!
June 25th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
I had McDonalds for lunch today and it was deeeelicious fine quality food.
June 25th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
Hmm. Hope you stayed away from the poo burger, though.