Jesus at Cafe Kopi
Behind me right now, they’re having a conversation about God, Jesus, and Money.
Unidentified woman behind me says:
“God never says to his people, “this is your season to be poor.” Money is power, you know, and influence, with money you can buy anything you want. And the Devil wants that influence, and so he introduces vows of poverty to deceive the church!”
Jesus said, “Come to my house,” so he was a landowner. When they killed Jesus, his clothes were “seamless,” and so nice that the soldiers gambled for them. I mean, that’s *nice*! That’s like Armani!”
Also something more elaborate about Solomon and how rich he was and how Christians should all try to be that rich too.
